VFDalston has undergone a HOSTILE TAKEOVER.

Introducing Virginia Woolf of Wall St - London’s first capitalistic sapphic night for suited and booted money grabbing genderfuck bxrstards!

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Get ready for some serious mergers on the dance floor. 

The pound may be weak but our beats go hard - expect 80s inspired bangers, while you yell about stocks on your MASSIVE mobile.

Expect; sweaty jostling on our trading (dance) floor; slick hair; soaring margins; sapphism; insid(h)er trading; bail outs; pin stripes; Ponzi schemes; business cards; money; excess; deregulation of the stock exchange and MORE.

Come wearing a suit (whatever that means to you). But as a rule; no swimsuits, hazmat suits or birthday suits.

Encouraged; skirt suits, pantsuits, zoot suits, shoulder pads, bowler hats, statement earrings, harsh make-up, genderfuck tailoring. We wanna see you channeling your inner KenDoll Roy, Patrick BateHun and JP Whxregan - so show us what you’ve got!

We are too big to fail! Come and bail us out. 

£6 early bird, £10 OTD, £10,000 in you’re a baller x