A LOVERBOY EXCLUSIVE SPOT TED: We've heard from an unknown source that our very own Loverboy has been caught getting SUSPICIOUSLY close to a certain mystery man... It can be co firmed that since the SPELLBINDING antics of last months edition, the pair simply haven't been seen apart from each other! They were even spotted at last months' HUN digging ever so coyly into a bag of Kettle chips together as the night rolled on, giving LOVERBOY credit in creating the latest fashion phenomenon that the world cannot get ENOUGH of! Daily mail has named it CRISPCORE and the trendy set have been donning the bright red and yellow crisp bags as accessories EVERYWHERE! Could this mean a NEW LOVE has finally made his mark on London's favorite femme fatale? Or is this simply a tool of mystery - to keep the boys HUNGRY for more of what she got? Whatever tricks he is playing, This time around Loverboy is BACK with a capital B! And ready to show all your LOVE SICK mutts how it's le done...
The eternal tall dark stranger JUANCHO will be holding it down with all the very best hits for you twits...
Until the world famous K* aka SEGA BODEGA aka OUR FRIEND SALVADOR will be doing a delicious set of underground booty poppers and head knockers, that will have you going bonkers, but KEEP YOUR PANTIES ON for god sake...
BECAUSE up next the elusive LOVERBOY will be joined by the one and only JAM in an exclusive double set that will have you looking THIRSTY before you can even beg for MERCY....
Mama always told you not to gossip, so before you go spreading the rumors of Loverboy's latest DUI-engagement-rehab scandal, come see for yourselves and get your taste of the the night everyone CANT HELP but talk about... After all, dancing is the path to redemption.
£3 before 12am, £5 after